she’s a wingman at a nearly-empty bar…but things turn out all right in the end!
It’s the middle of the work week. I’m at home after work, in my pjs. I’m relaxing, drinking a glass of wine and reading a book. Just chilling with Teddy. It’s a good evening, a lazy evening. We are all entitled to a little laziness.
I look at my phone one of my guy friends is texting me. Basically saying for me to get my ass out of bed and come party. He wants me to come out and meet him at our favorite bar. He says he needs his “wing woman”. Yes, that would be me. I’m an awesome friend. When we go out he generally goes home with a girl. I told him I’m drinking wine and reading. His wing woman will not be making an appearance tonight. He proceeded to tell me to stop being old and to get my ass out of bed!
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